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The Top 16 Things Overheard at Psychic Jeane Dixon's Funeral
16> "Ms Warwick, please stop talking to the deceased."
15> "Now we'll NEVER know who's going to win the Oscars!"
14> "I'm thinking of a passage from John Chapter 3 between
1 and 20."
13> "You're next, you know."
12> "Quiet down, everyone! I can't hear a word Jeane's saying!"
11> "I'm going to miss the way she always knew the outcome of
each Matlock."
10> "The woman predicted Kennedy's assassination, for cryin' out
loud -- you'd think she'd have known how hideous she'd look
in that dress."
9> "I spoke with Jeane this morning. She wants me to have
her BMW."
8> "Wait, I'm seeing it -- yes! The number 8 entry on tomorrow's
Top Five List will be a self-referential psychic quote thing
by Alexander Clemens of San Francisco."
7> "I see a world plunged in darkness. What the--? Hey!
Somebody, get me outta this box!"
6> "She looks so supernatural."
5> "Since we all know what the eulogy's going to be, let's cut
right to the coffee and sweet rolls."
4> "I see a drunken reception in my near future."
3> "Light as a feather, stiff as a board... light as a feather,
stiff as a board..."
2> "Wait, I'm seeing... yes, I'm seeing... worms!"
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at Psychic Jeane Dixon's Funeral...
1> "Who knew?"